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Grumpier Old Men Quotes From Everyone’s Favorite Neighbors

These hilarious Grumpier Old Men quotes include some funny conversations with grandpa, as well as some witty one-liners.

Grumpier Old Men is a 1995 American romantic comedy film. It is the sequel to the hilarious film Grumpy Old Men, which starred Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau. 

Grumpier Old Men saw the return of some familiar faces as well as new ones like Ann-Margret, Sophia Loren, Burgess Meredith (in his final film role), Daryl Hannah, Kevin Pollak, Katie Sagona, and Ann Morgan Guilbert. Burgess Meredith who plays, Grandpa Gustafson in both films, developed Alzheimer’s disease and had to be coached through his role in the film.

If you have seen Grumpy Old Men, then you know this is the story of two Minnesota neighbors with a love-hate relationship. At the start of the movie, John Gustafson (Lemmon) and Max Goldman (Matthau) have become great friends, and their children are engaged to one another. The banter continues between the pair, who now affectionately call each other “moron” and “putz.”

Keep reading through these Grumpier Old Men quotes for some funny conversations between John and Max. If you think those are amusing, just wait until Sophia Loren’s character, Maria Ragetti, gets added to the mix.

Don’t forget to also check out these Grumpy Old Men quotesthat are sure to make you laugh!

Grumpier Old Men Quotes from conversations with Grandpa Gustafson

1. Grandpa Gustafson: Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?

John Gustafson: Bacon.

Grandpa Gustafson: Bacon!

2. Grandpa Gustafson: And finally, the baby bear looked and he

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