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Funny Birthday Quotes Sure to Make You Smile

The marking of a special time and a reminder that life is precious, these funny birthday quotes will brighten that big day.

Some birthdays indicate that you have reached an important milestone, such as a 1st, 16th or 21st birthday. After those birthdays, what are some perfect words to wish someone on their birthday?

What makes birthdays special?

When we are young, birthdays are full of promise and presents. As we get a little older, we tend to approach a birthday with a little less gusto. Some of us have even lied about just how many birthdays we have celebrated!

Here are some zingers meant to remind you that every birthday is worth celebrating and leave a smile on your face. So, take a deep breath, and laugh heartily. Save just enough air to blow out the candles on your cake!

We also have a collection of happy birthday quotes for a friends on wishes and success. Don’t forget to also read that.

Funny birthday quotes from actors and comedians

1. “You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” – Bob Hope

2. “You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.” – Woody Allen

3. “That’s the time of your life when even your birthday suit needs pressing.” – Bob Hope

4. “When a man has a birthday, he takes a day off. When a woman has a birthday, she takes at least three years off.” – Joan Rivers

5. “The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.” – Lucille Ball

6. “After 30, a body has a mind of its own.” – Bette Midler

7. “Last year my birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.” – Rodney DangerfieldIf you’re enjoying these quotes, make sure to read our collection of Rodney Dangerfield quotes and famous

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