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Parks and Rec Quotes About Life, Friendship, and Voting

These Parks and Rec quotes will inspire you to binge-watch the entire series.

Parks and Recreation is one of the most beloved sitcoms of all time. This hilarious show is famous for its funny quotes, heartwarming characters, and perfectly executed jokes.

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Fans of Parks and Rec know that this show is loaded with moments of pure comedy genius. Tune in to follow the journey of Leslie Knope as she climbs the political ladder in Pawnee, Indiana. This show will make you laugh, cry, and feel inspired. As you read this collection of Parks and Rec quotes, think back to some of your favorite scenes.

Parks and Recreation features a fantastic cast, great writing, and nonstop laughs. This list is just a small sample of some of the best jokes and one-liners. Whether you’ve seen the show or not, these hilarious Parks and Rec quotes are guaranteed to make you laugh.

For more laughter, check out our collection of Ron Swanson quotes about the meaning of life, or jump to another iconic show with these quotes from Arrested Development.

Parks and Rec quotes that will make you laugh

1. “I don’t want to be overdramatic, but today felt like a hundred years in hell and the absolute worst day of my life.” – Leslie Knope

2. “I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes. – Ron Swanson

3. “Everything hurts and I’m dying.” – Leslie Knope

4. “There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that is lying about being milk.” – Ron Swanson

5. “If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.” – Chris Traeger

6. “I care. I care a lot. It’s

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