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Pizza Quotes To Satisfy Your Craving

These pizza quotes are funny—and will definitely remind you that pizza is life.

I’m a New York girl living in Montana and let me tell you, the one thing I regret is not being able to get some of the best pizza ever.

If you haven’t had a piece of New York pizza, you should add that to your bucket list. You can buy it by the slice and it is a slice of heaven! Florida pizza, depending on the area you are in, can be close because so many New Yorkers move there. It just isn’t quite the same, though.

My sister, who worked at a pizzeria in New York, swears it is because of the water. Something about how the tap water they used to make the dough is different. I don’t know why, but I know it is just better than pizza I have had anywhere else!

Keep reading through the pizza quotes to learn some interesting facts about this delicious slice of Americana.

Don’t forget to also check out these cake quotes about the wonderful dessert that makes every celebration better.

Funny pizza quotes

1. “I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.” — Lara Stone

2. “You can’t go wrong with pizza unless it’s terrible pizza.” — Andy Kindler

3. “Ideas are like pizza dough, made to be tossed around.” — Anna Quindlen

4. “And I don’t cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza.” — Tiger Woods

5. “We don’t promote or advocate people eating a whole pizza.” — John Schnatter

6. “Neapolitans have always had their fast food. It’s called pizza.” — Luciano De Crescenzo

7. “You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.” — Yogi Berra

8. “I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding.” — Mike Birbiglia

9. “I don’t eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and

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Quotes Lara Stone Anna Quindlen John Schnatter Luciano De-Crescenzo Mike Birbiglia


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