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Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes to Make You Laugh

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Brooklyn Nine-Nine is a modern American police comedy TV series created by Dan Goor and Michael Schur.

This series is set in the 99th Precinct of the New York City Police Department in Brooklyn and follows the story of an exceptional team of detectives headed by Captain Holt.

The series gave each cast their unique and iconic personalities, which makes each character memorable and exciting to watch. Using a single camera technique, the series successfully delivered quick comedy skits and hilarious set-ups one after the other.

These Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes will take you back to the most memorable and hilarious gags this series has to offer.

Don’t forget to also check out these funny Catastrophe quotes from the TV series.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes from Jake Peralta

1. “Sarge, with all due respect, I am gonna completely ignore everything you just said.” — Jake Peralta

2. “Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. No doubt, no doubt, no doubt.” — Jake Peralta

3. “Fine, but in protest, I’m walking over there extremely slowly!” — Jake Peralta

4. “But my point is this: I don’t care what time it is. I’m always happy to be here. Nine-Nine! Nine-Niiine! A-Noine-Noine! I’m gonna keep doing it until you guys chime in. A-Noine-Noine!” — Jake Peralta

5. “Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.” — Jake Peralta

6. “What is the bandwidth on the Wi-Fi here? We have much content to stream.” — Jake Peralta

7. “We’ve busted murderers; we’ve taken down cartels. But today we face the worst New York has to offer: the fire department.” — Jake Peralta

8. “Aw, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal.” — Jake Peralta

9. “Captain, hey! Welcome to the

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