Sometimes rough days happen in life and a little wine can be just the thing to help you get through it. These funny wine quotes will make you pour a glass.
There is a case to be made for the benefit of drinking wine. It can be good for your heart, help prevent things like vision loss and colon cancer, and even improve lung function.
And a lot of people enjoy unwinding after a rough day with a glass of wine.
However, another benefit you can enjoy from wine is laughter. The following quotes give a good and often funny depiction of why people enjoy wine and the benefits that it brings in their own life.
Below is our collection of cool, inspirational, and funny wine quotes and sayings, collected from a variety of sources over the years.
Also, check out our list of funny alcohol quotes about drinking and partying.
Funny wine quotes about wisdom
1. “For when the wine is in, the wit is out.” – Thomas Becon
2. “Compromises are for relationships, not wine.” – Sir Robert Scott Caywood
3. “In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin
4. “Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra
5. “An empty bottle of wine is better than a filled one. It shows achievement.” – Unknown
6. “I tried to think of a way to always have clean bedsheets, so I bought bed sheets that are the same color as my wine.” – Unknown
7. “A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.” – Louis Pasteur
8. “Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.” – Aristophanes
9. “A glass of wine is good for your health… The leftover in the bottle is good for your morale.” – Anonymous
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