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25 Seinfeld Quotes to Make You Giggle and Say “Ha”

These Seinfeld quotes offer up advice about dating, having a happy holiday, and even eating habits! Get out of the smelly car and enjoy these sayings!

Jerry Seinfeld is a comedian and star of “Seinfeld.” This show was an American television staple from  1989-1998. We owe so many great quips to this show, like “Yada, Yada, Yada.”

What is the best episode of Seinfeld?

That is a really hard question to answer, but really every episode where Jerry and Elaine interact is hilarious. I am a fan of the Soup Nazi episode.

Check out these Seinfeld quotes from your favorite member of the crew. Whether it was to laugh, learn a life lesson, or just marvel at Kramer, Seinfeld delivered!

Don’t forget to also read these Big Lebowski quotes from the Coen Brothers classic.

Seinfeld quotes about dip, muffins, and other foods

1. “You dipped the chip. You took a bite. And you dipped again. That’s like putting your whole mouth right in the dip! From now on, when you take a chip — just take one dip and end it.” – Timmy

2. “Hey, how come people don’t have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can’t it be a meal, you know? I don’t understand stuff like that.” – Puddy

3. “It’s the best part. It’s crunchy, it’s explosive, it’s where the muffin breaks free of the pan and sort of does its own thing. I’ll tell you. That’s a million-dollar idea right there. Just sell the tops.” – Elaine

4. “You’re through Soup Nazi. Pack it up. No more soup for you. Next!” – Elaine

5. “Look, I got a few good years left. If I want a Chip Ahoy, I’m having it.” – Morty 

6. “Hunger will make people do amazing things. I mean, the proof of that is cannibalism.” – Jerry

7. “Look to the cookie, Elaine!”– Jerry

8. “Boy, these pretzels are makin’ me thirsty.” –Kramer

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