Llamas are adorable fuzzy creatures and these funny llama quotes capture their essence in every word.
Some of these hilarious puns you have likely heard before like, “No probllama!” However, there are a few on this list I had never heard of before!
The llama is a domesticated South American camelid (meaning they are technically a camel). They are widely used as a meat and pack animal by Andean cultures since the Pre-Columbian era.
Llamas are social animals and live with others in a herd. Their wool is soft and contains only a small amount of lanolin. Llamas are smart too and can learn simple tasks after a few repetitions.
You might also wonder about the difference between an alpaca and a llama. Even though the two are often used interchangeably they are not the same animal. They look different as you will learn from some of these llama quotes.
Keep reading to learn more about both these wooly creatures. Including whether or not llamas are friendly (and what makes them mad enough to spit!).
Don’t forget to also check out these animal quotes celebrating their role in our lives.
Short and funny llama quotes
1. “No drama llama.” — Caesar
2. “Llamas are cool.” — Amal Mathew Joshy
3. “Llamas can drive… they just don’t know it yet…” — Llama Queen
4. “He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.” — Winston Churchill
5. “May the llama of happiness forever spit in your direction.” — Unknown
6. “The Llama…like an unsuccessful literary man.” — Hilaire Belloc
7. “Hold up, llama be right back!” — Unknown
8. “A broker llama usually goes to Wool Street to work.” — Unknown
9. “The llama felt extremely irritable and itchy. He probably had fleece.” — Unknown
10. “Save your drama for a llama because Hollywood is miles and miles
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