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Ron Burgundy Quotes to Make You Laugh

For those times when you need something so silly that you can’t help but laugh, we give you these Ron Burgundy quotes. 

Anchorman is a movie about a 1970s news anchorman in San Diego named Ron Burgundy played by none other than Will Ferrell. He struggles when a female anchor is hired by the station. As him and the other “anchormen” continue in their male chauvinism, she moves into his territory. 

If you couldn’t guess from the casting of actors like Will Ferrell, Paul Rudd and Steve Carrell, the film is a comedy. And, it’s one with lines that are so silly and stupid that sometimes you just can’t help but laugh. 

Below is our collection of hilarious Ron Burgundy quotes that will have you cracking up right now. Enjoy!

If you’re a fan of Will Ferrell, be sure to also check out our list of funny Talladega Nights quotes.

Funny Ron Burgundy quotes

1. “I love scotch. Scotchy scotch scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly.” – Ron Burgundy

2. “OK before we start, let’s go over the ground-rules … No touching of the hair or face … And THAT’S IT. Now FIGHT!” – Ron Burgundy

3. “I don’t know how to put this but I’m kind of a big deal. People know me. I’m very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.” – Ron Burgundy

4. “Well if you were a man, I’d punch you. Punch you right in the mouth.” – Ron Burgundy  

5. “I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the baby maker.” – Ron Burgundy

6. “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” – Ron Burgundy

7. “Mmm. I look good. I mean, really good. Hey, everyone! Come and see how good I look!” – Ron Burgundy

8. “Don’t act like you’re not impressed.” – Ron Burgundy

9. “It’s terrible. She has beautiful eyes, and

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