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Memorable Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quotes

Like so many of us, you probably grew up quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Released in 1975, the film has since gone down in history as one of the best comedy films of all time.

Monty Python was a British comedy group starring John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Michael Palin, Graham Chapman, and Terry Jones.

The group originally became popular from their sketch comedy show, Monty Python’s Flying Circus. In 1975, Monty Python and the Holy Grail became the group’s first proper feature film.

This extremely silly take on the classic legend of King Arthur and his quest for the holy grail is a staple in the family movie collection. 

We hope you enjoy this list of the most memorable Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes.

Don’t forget to also check out these hilarious Blazing Saddles quotes.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes that will make your day

1. “We are the knights who say ‘Ni!’”- Knights of Ni

2. “Every time I try to talk to someone it’s ‘sorry this’ and ‘forgive me that’ and ‘I’m not worthy.’” – God

3. “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!” – French Solider

4. “Well she turned me into a newt…I got better” – Peasant

5. “No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.”- French Soldier

6. “I’m not quite dead yet!” – Old Man

7. “We want A SHRUBBERY!” – Knights of Ni

8. “Tis but a flesh wound!” – Black Knight

9. “Bring out your dead!” – Cart Master

10. “On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. ‘Tis a silly place.” – Arthur

Classic Monty Python and the Holy Grail quotes

11. “You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs! Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person! I blow my nose at you, so-called “Arthur King,” you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.” – French Soldier

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